I am thrilled to announce that my theorem has been confirmed via proof by induction and proof by rippling at the University of Edinburgh. Per the long-standing tradition in mathematics that the author of a new theorem has the authority to name it, I have recorded my theorem as “The Thompson Postulate.”
Thank you, thank you. It is a great honor and I promise that although I now join the ranks of other great minds like, Gauss, Fermat and Pythagoras, I won’t let it go to my head.